May 19, 2005
Food Afflictions
Some temporary food afflictions that affect most people:
Milk Mustache
Cheeto Fingers
Spinach Teeth
Garlic Breath
Frito Cloud
Asparagus Piss (or Asparapiss)
Oreo Loogie
Are there any you can think of?
Posted by yi at May 19, 2005 6:57 PMComments
Slurpee headache.
Posted by: Grommie at May 24, 2005 8:24 PMpopcorn kernel crown
Posted by: brianne at May 26, 2005 2:38 AMBlueberry smile. (my mother always knew when I snuck some blueberry pie.)
Posted by: jillian at May 26, 2005 10:28 PMPeanut butter mouth.
Peanut butter breath.
Gravy Lock
Posted by: Dr. Biggles at June 10, 2005 4:58 PMFast food Bloating.
Milky mucous throat. =x
Posted by: Jo at June 10, 2005 5:36 PMsalt & vinegar chip lip erosion, where the salt & acid practically eat holes in your mouth -- hurts so good.
Posted by: foodnerd at June 20, 2005 1:03 PMred wine lips
no i am NOT wearing lipstick
Coffee breath, ick!
Posted by: elise at July 12, 2005 12:08 PMIce-cream brain-freeze
Posted by: Justin at July 26, 2005 12:45 PMYou forgot kebab sweat!
Posted by: Tom at August 4, 2005 1:28 AMsalami grease fingers
Posted by: Becky at August 7, 2005 2:03 PMWhat about hotdog burp?
Posted by: Sleepfuzzy at October 28, 2005 11:49 AMPost a comment